Birthday gift jokes
I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.
Q: How can you tell that you're getting old?
A: When it's been sliced.
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Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.
Q: Did you hear about the flag's birthday?
That awkward moment when you say "Hey!" to someone at school, not realizing it's their birthday until later that day when you get on Facebook.
Today is your birthday, so congratulate yourself, especially if youre still young enough to remember.
'Just give me something with diamonds.
You know you're forty when you think modern music is rubbish.
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